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Japanese

After falling down a rabbit hole, you seem to have stumbled upon a whole new world.

The first hint is the axe wielding man wearing a battered Stetson hat alongside a fourteen foot ferrotti, battling a horde of cute bunny rabbits. They fight valiantly, but without hope of success against the fluffy odds.

In a flash of insight you realize you have fallen into the reality of:

alt.devilbunnies

"Follow! But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth."

What the #%^#*& is a DevilBunny?

Well, they are cute and fluffy and found everywhere.

Oh. Well, why didn't you say s...NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON PICKING MINUTE, THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!

Sorry. All sales are final.

<growl>

Oh, all right. I'll explain some more. Since you asked so nicely. (My, what big teeth you have grandma...)

<Thwack!>

Ouch. That hurt. Tell you what, since there are two sides to this story, how about you choose which FAQ you want to read:

o The Fudd Versiono The DevilBunny Version

Once you have read the FAQ (both of them, I hope...) you can go on and think about the Ground Rules of the group. Before you go any further, I suggest you read a Story that will, perhaps, help you understand just where the group is coming from.

You will also likely want to read the Appendixes to the faqs. Yes - all fourteen of them.


Since this is the archive site for alt.devilbunnies, we have available for your enjoyment, what else but the alt.devilbunnies archives. The archives contain nearly every post to the group since mid-January of 1994. If you heard about the Easter Parade, and wonder for yourself: Check the archives.

Also available are a collection of stories, humor and general fun in the Text area; as well as Pictures of the rich and fuzzy (well - fuzzy anyway...) and Sounds of Cuteness in action.

Lastly, and by no means least, a pointer to the alt.devilbunniesnewsgroup itself. (Ha! Thought I had forgotten, didn't you? I'll get you Dorothy...and your little dog Toto, too! Ah hahahahahhaha...))


Special Bunny News Network Alerts!

The bunnies reach a new low.

Japan falls to the Kawaii. Late breaking news proving what all had feared.

You thought this site was all there was? Think Again. The war goes on everywhere.

In other news, allegations of improprieties by Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd have surfaced, amid denials by both sides.

Sunbunny has reported a minor traffic, er, incident. Anyone able to identify the politician gets no prize what-so-ever. >;)


Wow. That is a lot of stuff

Darn tooting.

And here are the people responsible:

Foremost: Bill Keyes (bkeyes@lamar.colostate.edu), FAQMeister. Compiler, editor and all around good guy. Direct questions, suggestions and money his way.

Supporting cast: John Chaffey, Reijer Grimbergen, Sharree Thompson,Dan Howell, Douglass MacDougall, Lisa O'Donnell, Den Cuil, Keiran Turner, Mark Richardson, BunnyMother, BunnyMentat, Shadow Childe, the DB of the East, Jerilyn "Snowhare" Franz, David Lawrence at newgroups help, from UUNET Technologies, and others too numerous to list. Thanks all.