frequently asked questions

Supplemental FAQ Part 3
Bunny Technology and Weapons

Written on Oct 15 1993. Updated on 25Oct1993, 11Nov1993, 3Jan1994, 11Sep1994, 10Dec1994, 6Jan1995, 15Sep1995, 10Oct1995, 22Jul1997, 19Nov1999.
HTML version created September 5, 2001.
Compiled, written, and edited by Bill Keyes, with help from Lisa O'Donnell, Kieran Turner, Mark Richardson, and others too numerous to list. Thanks all.

I thought the DevilBunnies just used their teeth and claws?

Well, a DB's best weapons have always been and will always be its natural ones, "huge sharp teeth that bite off great rocks and trees," to quote Monty Python. But their scientists are working on new ways to kill or convert humans quickly and efficiently.

Wait a minute... Convert?

Yes. Bunnies can convert as well as kill. AntiBunnies provide some protection, but if you are bitten, be sure to seek immediate medical attention, or who knows? You might wake up one day with long ears and a fuzzy tail... (See the BunnyVirus FAQ (Appendice 3c) for more information).

What are the methods of conversion?

The DBs, being devious creatures, have several methods. Most basic, of course, is simple seduction. They hop their way into your heart, and soon you are their willing slave. More dangerous is the Bunny bite, which can sometimes deliver a viral infection. This progressive disease can lead to death, or more often, it can actually turn you into a Bunny!

What is BunnyArmor?

Bunny-sized body armor, available to almost all Bunnies. It is somewhat bulletproof, though BunnyShot and Fireaxes will penetrate it. Shiny and black like the carapice of an insect, often covered with sharp knobs and protruberances, BunnyArmor makes the DBs virtually immune to our liquid and sonic weapons.

What is BUNIX?

BUNIX is a twisted version of the UNIX computer system (which is itself a twisted version of who knows what). The DBs use it to communicate as well as to send top secret messages. When a DevilBunny post says "BUNIX X encoding activated" or some such, Fudds cannot read it, as we have not yet cracked the code. (See the Ground Rules FAQ for more information)

Along the same lines, the DBs seem to be in control of Microsoft!

Think about it... Micro+soft==>Small+fluffy==>Bunnies!

What is MorphArmor?

There are DBs trained in the use of a special type of armor, called MorphArmor. The armor can somehow alter the bunnies' shape and lets them assume human form. They are almost indistinguishable from real humans... only their scent can give them away, and then only to the highly sensitive noses of our Ferrotti allies. Luckily, this MorphArmor is rare in the extreme. (See the Morpharmor FAQ (Appendice 3b) for more information).

Why do DevilBunnies travel in beer trucks?

Over the years, the DBs have somehow acquired a number of beer trucks. They use these trucks as transport for their troops, since they are inconspicuous and can be found everywhere. We suspect that they chose beer trucks as transports because of the key ingredient of beer: Hops. (See the BunnyMover FAQ (Appendice 3d) for more information.

Why shouldn't I eat SPAM™?

Well, for one thing, it's gross. I mean, moist, rubbery pink cubes of pseudo meat packed in a slimy gelatinous substance? Eeuygh! The more important reason, though, is that the DBs have infiltrated (perhaps even created) the Spam process. Do not buy it or eat it. If you know of a resturant that serves Spam, report them immediately. It is rumored that human flesh is used in Spam's production. Spork™ is also suspect.

Mmmmm... Snapple ™...

Don't drink that! The Devilbunnies invented the foul stuff, and it is almost certainly filled with toxic, mind-numbing chemicals! Geez, just look at one of their commercials and you can see -- it's definitely a Bunny plot to make the world cute!

Is it true that the Devilbunnies have been spotted at sea?

Yes, the DBs have formed their own small but powerful navy. Email Admiral Marlin for more information.

What's this I hear about squirrels?

Some DBs have used their nanite technology to enhance the intelligence of certain squirrels, who most often act as allies. The process is very unstable, rarely used, and carefully monitored and controled. Some few squirrels have escaped their fuzzy masters and have formed an underground resistance movement. See the Squirrel FAQ for more details.

Herein lies the end of the third Supplement to the DevilBunny FAQ. Any and all questions, comments, additions, subtractions, multiplications, or divisions should be sent to Bill Keyes.
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